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Gene Simmons Tape hits the Internet, causes a torrent of uproar

February 21, 2008 on 6:53 pm | In bittorrent, internet |

First Pam & Tommy, then Paris Hilton. Pretty soon Kim Kardashian followed them up. Hell, even Screech got in on the tape action. Now comes news that 61-year-old Gene Simmons also has a tape making the rounds, and long-time girlfriend Shannon Tweed is not his co-star.

There was some early speculation that it was not in fact Gene, but instead a Gene Simmons lookalike in the starring role. Gene’s lawyers have put that speculation to rest, however, by sending these cease and desist letters to the operators of Gene’s Secret, the website selling access to the video for a mere $24.95 per month.

Rumor has it that the tape was filmed in 2003, and that the girl involved is an Australian model by the name of Elisa, and that the two met while working on a promo for Frank’s energy drink.

Personally, I have no desire to see this thing, so I’m not even going to bother searching for a torrent. However, if you were so inclined, I’m sure it’d be pretty easy to find a torrent link to two, if you know where to look.